Posted in Oklahoma Creepy August 04, 2015

The vi Dumbest Criminals In Oklahoma Of All Fourth dimension Will Take You Laughing In Disbelief

At that place are some things in life that people do that are stupid, then at that place are some that are Actually stupid. Luckily for Oklahoma, these dumb criminals made it easy for law enforcement to track them downwardly.  From calling constabulary themselves to leaving trails of bear witness, these criminals were clearly non thinking.

1. Deep Fryer Gone Missing

In May 2015, 2 burglars in Chickasha kicked in the back door of their neighbors home and stole about $4,000 worth of appurtenances. Only one problem, they forgot to empty the oil out of the deep fryer they stole. The thieves left a trail of grease from the burglarized abode all the way to their home across the street. When officers arrived and noticed the trail of grease, they knocked on the door of the burglars abode and found the stolen items. The two men were booked on 2d degree burglary and concealing stolen property.

two. Man, Maternity Store, Indecent Exposure...Bad Combination.

Back in 2012, a human walked into a motherhood shop in Penn Square Mall and was trying to get the clerks phone number and invite her to lunch on a engagement. Subsequently the clerk refused, the man purchased a few items and went into the dressing room. He asked for her assist and when she went to the dressing area, he was standing at that place in a bra and crotchless-panties. She refused to wait at him and called the police subsequently he left the shop. He was later arrested on complaint of indecent exposure.

iii. Sinful Activity Busted

In 2013, a man stole a figurer from Owasso Start Assembly of God Church and and then makes an even dumber move. A few weeks after stealing the computer, the thief got frustrated he couldn't access porn, so he called tech support to ask for it to be removed. The computer had software installed called Covenant Optics...which tracks sinful action. The software company alerted the church who and so notified the police. He was defenseless with the figurer in his home and confessed to taking information technology.

four. Continue Your Mouth Shut

A human was on trial in Oklahoma City for armed robbery of a convenience store when he decided to burn his lawyer and represent himself. He was doing a fine chore until the store manager was on the stand up testifying he was the robber. The human stood up and yelled that she was lying and said, "I should have blown your .... head off." And then he paused and added, "If I was the one that was in that location." The jury found him guilty subsequently xx minutes of deliberation and recommended a 30 year judgement.

5. Drugs Institute Here

In 2014, a woman in Enid called the police to report that her Meth was laced with something. When police arrived, she showed them her methamphetamine in a container. She admitted to the officers that she smoked meth earlier in the 24-hour interval. She and the substance tested positive for meth and she was arrested and booked in jail.

6. 9-1-one...We're Stealing.

Two thieves accidentally dialed 911 just after they robbed a house. They were discussing the jewelry they stole and other details of the crime. Constabulary were able to runway their cell phone and caught one of the suspects at a pawn store selling the items. The thieves were targeting homes of grieving homeowners. They would check the obituaries in the newspaper, then rob the homes when the families were attention the funeral.

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